Oh my, this absolutely won't do. Just look at this horrible mess! This box is absolutely positively coated in dust and... and, well, I'm not sure what this black rock... is, but it certainly doesn't belong in the oven. Oh! Oh, but it makes a rather nice paperweight. All... all five of them. Well, at least they have friends!
But no, no, no, this really won't do at all! I'll get this box cleaned in a jiffy. But oh dear, but I think I'll need a little help. Luckily, I know just who to call!