Italian Roulette is not the same without the pasta
Ehh? Ehhhhhh? This isn't home! Ah, ahhh, but I won't panic, because Germany told me what to do whenever I get lost though it's a little scary, v-ve. Mmm... First, make sure it's not home! It doesn't smell like pasta... or pizza... hmm... or paint... but you can't eat paint... or at least not too much, ve... So it's not home! Mm! That's good!
... Ah, I forgot the second step.
Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Please don't kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm still a virgin!! Please don't kill meeeeeeeeeeeee!! Aiutami!!!!! Ah, ah, Germanyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!