North Italy | Feliciano Vargas (mypastaface) wrote in plottiness,
North Italy | Feliciano Vargas
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Italian Roulette is not the same without the pasta

Ehh? Ehhhhhh? This isn't home! Ah, ahhh, but I won't panic, because Germany told me what to do whenever I get lost though it's a little scary, v-ve. Mmm... First, make sure it's not home! It doesn't smell like pasta... or pizza... hmm... or paint... but you can't eat paint... or at least not too much, ve... So it's not home! Mm! That's good!

... Ah, I forgot the second step.






Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Please don't kill meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm still a virgin!! Please don't kill meeeeeeeeeeeee!! Aiutami!!!!! Ah, ah, Germanyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
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Italy!

We've been through this! That is not the proper getting lost procedure!
V-ve... Ah, Germany~~~! ♥ You're here~!
Yes, I am.
However!

Were I not, then that would have been exactly the least correct response to the situation. We'll need to try this again until you follow protocol.
Now that you're here, we can eat!
If you recall, the second step upon finding yourself lost is "Do not stop to eat."





B-but I already ate...
...You will know for the future.
Germany is so smart, ve~!

Did I do the first step right?
Yes, you did very well. This is certainly not home.

Now, next, we...
Oh, I know, I know!

[Raises his hand and waves it around!]
Y...yes. Italy.
We... We put on pants!
Putting on pants is always the first step!
E-eh? Ehhhh? A-ah... Germany's so smart!

But not always, right?
There is no situation in which you should begin in a state of pantslessness! That is very important!
B... But a good siesta shouldn't have pants!
Pants would still be preferable.
Ve... If I put on pants, I can hug Germany, right?
F...following pants, that would be allowed.
Okay! I'll remember! But shirts don't count, right?

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(( IT'S SIZ, RIGHT? 8DDDD

FUCK, YOU GUYS, LAUGHED MY FACE OFF TRYING NOT TO MAKE NOISE AT 1:30AM

PANTSSSS

/never stops laughing, dies laughing, life spent laughing and ended laughing ))